Pokemon Joke Show

[Mikaruge108]

welp until I can think of more jokes its "mata Raichu" for me

[PhantomUnderYourDesk]

Oh dear no yes, this thread has been revived with the power of puns! I'll eagerly wait to discover more hilarious wordplays. C:

[Spiritmon]

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Hey, did you hear that Team Magma likes bad puns? How do I know this? Because Maxie Revived this thread!

I got a couple more Sapphire, Ruby, and Emerald puns that are real gems, so get your Sableyes ready to Mind Reader them all!

You know what hold Team Magma together?

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Magmorter

What is it that Archie wears that's just the gold standard of fashion, grabs positive attention from almost everyone, and leaves only Team Magma members burning in shame?

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His Aqua Regalia!

How does Team Aqua work together so well, and survive the rough seas?

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They are quite fluid, and because they have Dynamic Punch!

There's only one person that Maxie takes orders from. You know who it is?

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Its his Groudon.

What's sad, and can be found in a cave?

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A Kry-orge.

And last, but not least.....

Have you heard about type of Sour Rare Candy for Water Pokemon?

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Its supposed to give them a real Electabuzz! Why?

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Cause its Super Effective, of course!

That's all for now! Time for me to Baton Pass out, mates! *Faints from the sheer effort and awfulness of creating all these rib Tickling puns*

welp until I can think of more jokes its "mata Raichu" for me

Oh dear no yes, this thread has been revived with the power of puns! I'll eagerly wait to discover more hilarious wordplays. C:

Heh, like a Hydro Pump, I pump myself in see that thread Unfainted. With Power-up Punch, I have more attack in my punch-lines to summon Fallout! With a Sharp Coat, my words become Energizate to summon a Thunder Storm! Why Jungore become the richest pokemon when evolves? Because he have hands filled with gold!

With Half-life, my puns Drain Life and patience from the audience, and make them Infuriate!

Whoops, better stop this Sky Fall jokes, before I Disenchant all people and make a Sticky Terrain and cause a Ocean Wrath!

[Nylon]

I'm thoroughly Machooketh.

[Polaris]

Has anyone ever fed a Pikachu way too much and then tripped it?

Because mine just learned Giga Impact.

[Pokekitty2]

With the Strength of bad puns, I will Revive this thread!

*Kitty used Barrage!*
How many Theriamps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--One. And two Machamps to hold it away from the socket, so someone else can actually screw in the bulb.

How many Machamps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to turn the room.

Congradulations! Your Eevee evolved into...
--A Jolteon! Shocking!

What do you get when you take a Lvl 100 Seikamater to get a Rare Grooming?
--A game-breaking bug!

I was once in love with Urayne, but we had a Fallout!

[Pokekitty2]

*sigh*
Well, I gave it a String Shot. It appears the forums have avoided my attacks...

[Spiritmon]

This thread might be a ghost type thread, but I like your Fighting type spirit. Let this Uproar be heard, and like a Cross Cut, let us tell a joke a again @Pokekitty2!

[Pokekitty2]

This thread might be a ghost type thread, but I like your Fighting type spirit. Let this Uproar be heard, and like a Cross Cut, let us tell a joke a again @Pokekitty2!

Ahah! I Detect a fellow PUNisher! It appears the forums aren't Soundproof after all!

Indeed, let us enter a Round! I've been Stockpile-ing jokes, so hopefully our Stored Power is enough to make a Giga Impact!


-A man walks into a bar with a Psyduck under his arm. The bartender protests, saying, "Don't bring that animal in here!" The Psyduck responds, "It's OK, he's potty-trained!"

-A Modrille walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve miners."

-An Ursaring walks into a bar and says, "One beer, please, and....................one soda." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" "I don't know," The Ursaring replies, "I was born with them."

-A Sylveon walks into a bar. A Critical Hit! It's super effective!

[Spiritmon]

Indeed! Your puns is like Brick Breaks in my shields, but let's Calm Mind(s) and do a little Bulk Up!

What a Geodude say to other Geodude? Let's rock!

What Pokemon could be the god of pirates? ARRRRceus!


What Pokemon have goals in their name? GOALduke!

To end this Poison sequence of puns, why we should continue this thread of puns? And then I will say: Wynaut?