Pokemon Joke Show

[Lord Windos]

Maybe we should put these puns to a Rest, Spiritmon, or we might cause an Uproar in the community with our Farfetch'd humor. Or worse, start telling lame puns that make them Snore.

[EeveeBailey]

*Clears throat*... Okay, for my next set, I'd like to explain just how much I need to have these two Pokemon:



I developed an Instant Crush on these two the moment I saw them, and I'm willing to travel Around the World for the opportunity to come Face to Face with them.  Maybe we'll Get Lucky and the devs will show us some Digital Love and release them soon!

.... *shrugs* ... okay, so I may not be the best comedian, but as long as I keep trying Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger eventually I'll be Doin' It Right.  Just thought I'd try One More Time at this joke thing... I'm only Human After All.

[Spiritmon]

*Claps because the perfomance of @EeveeBailey* Thats was a great one Eevee! Good one XD

[Spiritmon]

Now this will be good:

Whats the pokemon version of Sonic the Hedgehog?

Sonic the Regirock.

[Spiritmon]

Wow. I going to read :3

[Lord Windos]

Your better Actan fast, before everyone makes like a Thief and Snatches all the good puns!

[Blue]

If Tandor was a planet what would it be called? ...Uranius

What do you call a blind Sableye? ...Disableyed
 
Who does Mickey play as when starting a new playthrough? ...Pluto

What pokemon is always looking for friends? ...Seikamater


So horribly corny I know and I've probably just destroyed any chance of making new friends here lol but this has been saved in my drafts for over a week now, I keep thinking of new ones and adding to it but I have to stop 

[Spiritmon]

Your better Actan fast, before everyone makes like a Thief and Snatches all the good puns!

I will act like a ninja Ninmflora (thats worse).

If Tandor was a planet what would it be called? ...Uranius

What do you call a blind Sableye? ...Disableyed
 
Who does Mickey play as when starting a new playthrough? ...Pluto

What pokemon is always looking for friends? ...Seikamater


So horribly corny I know and I've probably just destroyed any chance of making new friends here lol but this has been saved in my drafts for over a week now, I keep thinking of new ones and adding to it but I have to stop 

Not bad man XD You have a Defiant sense of humor my friend
And a Intimidate ability to puns. Bulk Up thats jokes a little more my friend XD

[Blue]

Lmao @Spiritmon you should change your name to Flamethrower, your puns are fire homie!

[Spiritmon]

@Blue And you should change your name to Ice Beam, because your puns freeze me to the bone