The Great Cookie Capers!

[Xenoic]

Well atleast most of the place is most likely fine except the toxic room but it will take time to clean up i imagine
Then after repairs are done the place probably shouldnt be used for further experimentation

[Lord Windos]

*Suddenly, the room darkens, momentarily blinding everyone!*

Oh dear, oh me, oh me oh my. You did not create a Cookie Caper thread without... me, did you?

*The room brightens, revealing the Original, Highly Devious, Cookie Thief!*

While I would normally be a bit more miffed with you starting the festivities without me, given what I just heard from EeveeBailey about a Top Secret, Cookie Recipie of Mass Destruction....

*Stares hard at the researcher in question*

Well, that just put me in a good mood right away! So, would you be a dear, and hand over that recipie? I'm asking nicely, instead of just taking it for once. Though, if you want to do it the hard way...

*The shadows deepen behind The Cookie Thief, and a chill fills the air*

*Smiles* I would not be dissuaded at all.

[Pokemonerd25]

Faffur's face shoots up in fear. "Oh no" He turns his back to the Cookie Thief. "Run for your lives. I don't think I got it all out."

[EeveeBailey]

Aha!  The Great Cookie Thief, Lord Windos, finally made his appearance!  I knew if I set a trap for you, you were bound to appear!

...although that trap seems to have gotten dismantled... uh...  

*Takes note at the deepening shadows*

Well... definitely did not go as planned... I need a new idea...  

.....

*Looks down at the rather ill-looking Fafurr*

...hmmm.... this just might work...!

Go, Fafurr!

[Pokemonerd25]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A huge glob of green... Stuff appears from... Somewhere. It flies toward the Cookie Thief, hitting him and disintigrating him on impact. It then hits the floor, goes through that and disappears from sight.

[PhantomUnderYourDesk]

--- Meanwhile in my office---

Everything is fine and silent; with a tea, an open notebook and papers to review~

[EeveeBailey]

*Raises eyebrows at the sizzling hole in the floor* ... wow, Chief Phantom's recipe sure is... uh... potent.  *Wonders if this is the reason she got selected for this mission rather than the Chief taking point*

Nonetheless, I suspect that we might not have heard the last of the Great Cookie Thief... so I suggest we all clear out preferably before that sizzling hole grows any larger.

[Lord Windos]

*Appears behind EeveeBailey*

Ohohohoho, though a little vomit was going to make me clean up my act, now did you?

*The Shadows behind the Cookie Thief lunge forward, ensnaring Eevee!*

I tried to be polite about it, but I guess their is noting for it then

*Positions EeveeBailley in front of themselves*

However, I always love a good hostage situation, so all is good! Now, will you now tell me that oh so delectable recipie, of do my shadow have to get...

*The shadows around EeveeBailey writhe briefly for a moment*

Messy? Oh, and the rest of you, if you wouldn't mind just getting Phantom dear, now will you? If little old 'Bailey here doesn't want to negotiate, I know they are willing to... whether they like it or not. Haha!

[EeveeBailey]

Ahhhh, darn it, Windos... you and your illusionary tricks!  Although I must admit, you seem to have improved your techinique -- the dissolving illusion was definitely a new one!

*Wriggles slightly in the shadows grasp*

As for the recipe... did you really think I'd tell you where I hid it that easily?

*Wriggles again, struggling to pull arms closer together...* (Almost... there...)

I'll never tell you where I hid that recipe!

*Subtly presses a little button on her watch, sending a request for backup to Ranger HQ... lets arms fall back to their normal position and steels herself for whatever comes next*

[Lord Windos]

*Flashes a rougish smile* Well, if I was not always improving, you and yours would have subdued me ever so long ago. I am sad to see such resistance on your part, but it is to be expected from the Ranger Union...

*The shadow around EeveeBailey suddenly envelope them, trapping them in a oval of Pure Darkness*

Though, I wonder how much effort you'll put up against me after a few hours of complete sensory deprevation, eh?

(Look up the effect of Sensory deprevation first, before commenting. It is not pretty, I am telling you, mate!)