C'MON POKéMON URANIUM FANS

[Lord Windos]

the 1/8 of my Asian is showing and the 1/2 of my Swedish is not and the 1/4 of American is not

you're sounding like one of those weird people who think their gender is doritos

I sexily identify as attack helicopter and I find this offensive.

my apologies apache-chan

 
It's okay

AHHHHHHHHH! Kill it with heatseeking missiles!
Joking aside, nice to meet you. May you have good tidings and great happiness~! Oh, and the missiles are on their way, Rebecca!

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*slamming on a drum and playing trumpet*

this place needs some noise! if some damn imp like me can post a whopping 5% of everything on this forum then you're all slackers! (that's what my CP said and my CP never lied to me! (unlike my damn mother and the santa claus scam!!))

so cooooooooooooooooome on and post stuff so i can post back and start stalking you make friends with you 

Well, I mean, since you asked, I guess you can stalk me make friends with me.

Hi, I'm Sefarian, and I just got my hands on this today. Me and my super fighting black sheep shall conquer the world! Bwahahaha!

Not if my Nucleon has anything to say about it~... or my Dunsereph. Gonna STAB you, then gonna Paraflitch your team to death~

Hmph! We shall see! Because now, I have critical information with regard to the composition of your team! I can formulate my strategy to bring you to your knees, along with the rest of this paltry region! Soon, all shall bow before my might! Muahahaha! Continues villainous monologue for another ten minutes.

We shall see. Who know, what I might have said might have been a bluff, fooling you into making decisions that will only lead to your downfield against me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-*HACK HACK* haaaa... sorry *wheeze* for that...