[Meta Thread] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure 2: The Wild Lands

[Lord Windos]

...You know, I was expecting the Florge Fight to be a grueling Stall fest. Not....THAT. Congrates, @Redstone , you managed to outdo Dragonstrike in sheer mind bending luck . Now excuse me while I continue to bury my hands into my hands and go mad with laughter at things going THIS hard already...

I didn't know that my patron gave my enemies a luck debuff but I'll take it.
You can probably imagine my face reading that for the first time. The carnage

That's the 'funny' part - she didn't. She's just as taken aback by THAT happening....though She'd never admit it. Nope, that was all Miss Fortunate deciding to torture Totem Florge...she's a cruel one, no matter how much of a fun fairweather friend she is when she's on your side.

Hope she still appreciates her offering when its toasted and soon flattened too. Not like theres much of a choice lol

*Shrugs* Nothing is stopping you from having Mercy on Florge, either catching them and/or putting out the fire with Scald (they're already Burnt, so paradoxically it'd put her out no problem - still hurt tho) and leaving, giving your Patron the Cutieflie as the Offering instead. The Patron would be far more impressed and generous with getting Florges, but they never specified a particular Target. It's also the fairly cruel option, but...well, what do you owe to a Florge anyway? That, and a happier/more satisfied Patron, the more leeway and Boons you get too... no easy option unless you want your PC to go down amorality path. In which case, they'd become the Ven of the campaign - which is...well! We'd have to wait and see, eh?