[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Spiritmon]

"You....dont....know....how....to....take....a joke." Arial cough. "Someone....call a medic. Or a max restore...." Then he fainted.

[Dragonstrike]

"You....dont....know....how....to....take....a joke." Arial cough. "Someone....call a medic. Or a max restore...." Then he fainted.

Reiner facepalms, then summons Kingdra.  "Kingdra, use Bubble to extinguish that fool's burn, please."

[Lord Windos]

The Merchant blinked a few times at your declaration, before letting out an aggrevated growl themselves, stomping over to Arial's knocked out form and gave it a brutal kick in the ribs, extremely unhappy with the fright you gave them and their valued customers!

Mega Kick
(3)(6)(4)(5)(1)(4)(1)(5)(5)(5)(3)(1)(4)(5)(6)(3)(4) *CRACK!* Critical Hit....
Damage: STR (5) + 3 + Crit (2) - Barely Holding Back (2) - Vitality (3) = 5D6
(2)(4)(4)(5)(5) Arial (You) take 4 Lethal Damage; -4/8 HP !!!

"You fucking nob headed pilick! If you can hear me through the immense pain you are in, NEVER do that to me again, or I'll pull your head out of your arse, you bloody nitwit!" Lilith then turns towards Reiner and jabs a finger at the severely injuried Arial, before they angrly crossed their arms and let out a frustrated sigh. "You want me to revive the bastard for you, or just let him cook to death for his supreme idiocy? Regardless, he is NOT welcome to partake in my services. If I see him around my area of business again, I kick his arse so hard that he'll be on an express flight to Sinnoh if he's LUCKY! NO ONE threatens my life that and gets away with it!"

At you command, Kingdra reluctantly puts out the smoldering hot Tandorain before he was totally smoked into perfection. Kyubi, now that the danger had been subdued, used True Hypnosis again to quickly *Poof!* back into her human disguise, before she clutched onto you fearfully and relieved at the same time. "Haaaaa.....that was scary but I showed that monster that they were not going to hurt any of us! I'm glad we are both alright, despite you....friend's attempt otherwise? Should I kill him for you, master?"

[Dragonstrike]

Lilith then turns towards Reiner and jabs a finger at the severely injuried Arial, and angrly crossed their arms, and let out a frustrated sigh. "You want me to revive the bastard for you, or just let him cook to death for his supreme idiocy? Regardless, he is NOT welcome to partake in my services. If I see him around my area of business again, I kick his arse so hard  that he'll be on an express flight to Sinnoh if he's LUCKY! NO ONE threatens my life that and gets away with it!"

At you command, Kingdra reluctantly puts out the smoldering hot Tandorain before he was totally smoked into perfection. Kyubi, now that the danger had been subdued, used True Hypnosis again to quickly *Poof!* back into her human disguise, before she clutched onto you fearfully and relieved at the same time. "Haaaaa.....that was scary but I showed that monster that they were not going to hurt any of us! I'm glad we are both alright, despite you....friend's attempt otherwise? Should I kill him for you, master?"

"Revive him please.  For whatever reason, he's supposed to be my bodyguard or something.  I've got no idea why...but an extra pair of hands is an extra pair of hands..."

He gives a very appreciative look to Kyubi.  "Thank you for reacting so quickly.  I think you've delivered the message, so I doubt further action should be necessary."

[Lord Windos]

"Revive him please.  For whatever reason, he's supposed to be my bodyguard or something.  I've got no idea why...but an extra pair of hands is an extra pair of hands..."

He gives a very appreciative look to Kyubi.  "Thank you for reacting so quickly.  I think you've delivered the message, so I doubt further action should be necessary."

The Merchant facepalmed at the declaration that Arial was supposed to be your bodyguard, and shakes his head in disbelief. "He's a fucking terrible one if he's doing distasteful jokes like THIS. I'll revive him, but NOT his Pokémon or fully restore his HP. He can bloody well take care of that him self, the piker! Teach him to discipline himself, or you'll both end up regretting it when mischief is abound!" they said, before going over to him and using a Revive +, bringing him back to consciousness with 1 HP and eliminating all his Lethal Damage!

Your kitsune let out a happy cry of "Ninetales!", before they hugged you even harder for the compliment. Unlike Emily, she's not crushing your ribs into bone meal paste, but her inner heat and fur does make it a sweltering, if comfortable experience for you. Kyubi's Happiness is raised by 1!

[Dragonstrike]

Reiner walks over to Arial as he comes to and stands over him, looking rather intimidating.  "You know that there are NO jokes in this line of work, right?  You're VERY lucky I'm letting you off easy for that, since I'm technically your superior for all intents and purposes."

[Spiritmon]

Reiner walks over to Arial as he comes to and stands over him, looking rather intimidating.  "You know that there are NO jokes in this line of work, right?  You're VERY lucky I'm letting you off easy for that, since I'm technically your superior for all intents and purposes."

Slowing Arial begin to stand up little by little feeling all his body hurting and burning. He sees the merchant, Reiner and two girls looking to him very displeased and angry he dont intimidated too much about Reiner menace then he simple nod. Then he wave his hand and talk with a inocent voice. "Yo Reiner, merchant, people. Sorry about this, hehehe." Then he feel his back cracking a little. "Ouch, ouch ouch. Sekmet you okay?" Then he go in the direction of Sekmet and pat his head. "Sorry for doing this to you. Never think this would happen. Well, I was think I was the only one to be punched, and not toast." Then I see Gaspar marching in my direction. He was too very angry. He Transform himself into a glove and slap two times in my face. Then he begin to shout some meows like crazy to Arial. "I know, I know that was the WORSE idea I ever have. I know there is no jokes in this line of our work, but if cant have a little fun, I could get crazy undestand? Well, my psychiatry says I little exquisofrenic soo..."

Then he feel a pain in the back again. "Ouch ouch ouch. I think I should find a Pokemon Center for now. Need to heal myself and my Pokemon." He stand up and call back his Xenoqueen and look in the direction of the Ninetails girl. "Wowzer girl! Never think I would see something like. I caugh Sekmet just yeasterday, but you easily put her down in seconds! I may have burned and hurt but I like your style." Then he chuckle and smile. "The names Arial. Arial CopyCat. To your services ma'am. Sorry about the scare, I was just trying to scare Reiner with Sekmet. And dont worry, you not the only person to warn kill me. Almost everything who breaths already say and try that: A Xenoqueen, some trainers, a Magikarp, a ratata, oh and a postman. Never trust that ones." Then Arial see one postman and say: "I know what you thinking. I get you next time." Then he point to his eyes and point in the direction of the postman. "Well can someone tell me where is the most close Pokemon center?"

[Lord Windos]

He stand up and call back his Xenoqueen and look in the direction of the Ninetails girl. "Wowzer girl! Never think I would see something like. I caugh Sekmet just yeasterday, but you easily put her down in seconds! I may have burned and hurt but I like your style." Then he chuckle and smile. "The names Arial. Arial CopyCat. To your services ma'am. Sorry about the scare, I was just trying to scare Reiner with Sekmet. And dont worry, you not the face person to warn kill me. Almost everything who breaths already say and try that: A Xenoqueen, some trainers, a Magikarp, a ratata, oh and a postman. Never trust that ones."

The fox woman give you a bit of a glare and a toothy scowl for the scare you gave everyone with Sekmet, but then preened when you complimented their literal fire! She still wasn't happy with what you did, though, so she choose to simply ignore you for the time being. The apology did help matters between you and her, but she was not the kind of Ninetales to forgive and forget so easily!

[Dragonstrike]

Slowing Arial begin to stand up little by little feeling all his body hurting and burning. He sees the merchant, Reiner and two girls looking to him very displeased and angry he dont intimidated too much about Reiner menace then he simple nod. Then he wave his hand and talk with a inocent voice. "Yo Reiner, merchant, people. Sorry about this, hehehe." Then he feel his back cracking a little. "Ouch, ouch ouch. Sekmet you okay?" Then he go in the direction of Sekmet and pat his head. "Sorry for doing this to you. Never think this would happen. Well, I was think I was the only one to be punched, and not toast." Then I see Gaspar marching in my direction. He was too very angry. He Transform himself into a glove and slap two times in my face. Then he begin to shout some meows like crazy to Arial. "I know, I know that was the WORSE idea I ever have. I know there is no jokes in this line of our work, but if cant have a little fun, I could get crazy undestand? Well, my psychiatry says I little exquisofrenic soo..."

Then he feel a pain in the back again. "Ouch ouch ouch. I think I should find a Pokemon Center for now. Need to heal myself and my Pokemon." He stand up and call back his Xenoqueen and look in the direction of the Ninetails girl. "Wowzer girl! Never think I would see something like. I caugh Sekmet just yeasterday, but you easily put her down in seconds! I may have burned and hurt but I like your style." Then he chuckle and smile. "The names Arial. Arial CopyCat. To your services ma'am. Sorry about the scare, I was just trying to scare Reiner with Sekmet. And dont worry, you not the face person to warn kill me. Almost everything who breaths already say and try that: A Xenoqueen, some trainers, a Magikarp, a ratata, oh and a postman. Never trust that ones." Then Arial see one postman and say: "I know what you thinking. I get you next time." Then he point to his eyes and point in the direction of the postman. "Well can someone tell me where is the most close Pokemon center?"

(We're still in the alleys.  Why would we see a postman there?)

Reiner's not exactly impressed with Arial's apology and explanation, and just glares at him.  "I'm more than familiar with taking a little downtime mid-job to relieve a little of the stress, but that does not entail recklessly endangering others for fun.  If you're supposed to be helping me, in fact, that little attempt at a 'playful ambush' also goes against your current job description.  You would do well to think things through a little more carefully before you act.  The only reason I'm not going to be reporting this little mishap to Proton immediately is because you apparently still have some level of competence since you have a Xenoqueen under your command now, and I could use the extra pair of hands.

"As for the woman that just breathed fire at you, her name is Kyubi.  She's had a rough morning and is a lot stronger than she looks, so I wouldn't recommend making her angry or scared.  And you've also ticked off the Merchant something fierce with that little stunt, so she's not going to be offering her services to you.  And if she sees you again, she'll probably pummel you into oblivion like she just did to your Xenoqueen."

[Lord Windos]

(He/She is one of the Merchant's supply/exchange ground runners, but neither of you know that)

"Damn straight, Reiner! That tosser already pissed me off earlier while you were 'spending time' with Archie, and nearly strangled them for it as well! I gave him a second chance since he was smart enough to backtrack on his rude remarks, but maybe I was in a too generous to the blighter! Now with that being said, You (They point at Ariel), get the fuck out of here, before your already worn out welcome completely expires...along with you next!"