[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Dragonstrike]

'Good...grief...what is up with this guy?  Either he's hyper aware or completely oblivious, and there's no in-between...those are certainly some powerful drugs, though...might as well help myself to a few of them, I guess.  Never know when something that strong might come in handy.'

And once he's done with discretely pinching a few of the drugs...

"Alright, I've had enough of this.  If water's not going to work, let's see how he likes being jolted."

Out comes Raijin next.

"Hello once again, Raijin.  Could you do me a favor and hit this man with your Electrify attack until he wakes up?  Sopping wet as he is, he should hopefully wake fairly quickly, and then you can return to your pokeball if you desire."

[Lord Windos]

'Good...grief...what is up with this guy?  Either he's hyper aware or completely oblivious, and there's no in-between...those are certainly some powerful drugs, though...might as well help myself to a few of them, I guess.  Never know when something that strong might come in handy.'

And once he's done with discretely pinching a few of the drugs...

"Alright, I've had enough of this.  If water's not going to work, let's see how he likes being jolted."

Out comes Raijin next.

"Hello once again, Raijin.  Could you do me a favor and hit this man with your Electrify attack until he wakes up?  Sopping wet as he is, he should hopefully wake fairly quickly, and then you can return to your pokeball if you desire."

Raijin looks at the drench, literally saltly old man, does some blazing fast calculation and fact checking in his head, before he looks at you with a bored, sedate, yet somehow extremely deadpan look on his face. The thunder god then casually walks over to the nearby lamp of the room, places a scaley hand upon it, and channel just the smallest fraction of his electrical power.

The Lamp glowed an almost blinding white light in an instant, before the bulb shattered and the whole thing started to spark, though the lazy lizard prevent it from smoking by draining it dry of the leftover charge.

He turns his head back towards you, points to the old man, then at that ruined Lamped, before casually knocking the light fixture over, where it broke into many, many different piece. Raijin shakes his head, making his point and view in the matter abundantly clear, before they rotate away from you and move over to the bed in the room, gets under the covers and lays his head on the pillow, before promptly falling asleep.

[Dragonstrike]

'Why does nothing want to go my way right now?  This is ridiculous...'

Reiner just recalls Raijin...welp, so much for that plan...

Well, if moves weren't working, there's only one thing left to do: give the druggie a good ol' fashioned rough shakedown.

[Lord Windos]

'Why does nothing want to go my way right now?  This is ridiculous...'

Reiner just recalls Raijin...welp, so much for that plan...

Well, if moves weren't working, there's only one thing left to do: give the druggie a good ol' fashioned rough shakedown.

The moment you laid a hand on his shoulder, Gregory lets out a loud nasally *Snort*, and his eyes slowly fluttered open, blurry with sleep and from his medication. He leaned up from his sloach on his comfy chair, rubbed the sleep out of his eyes as best he could, before finally looking around and spotting the source of who disturbed his restful sleep. "Heeeey, maaan, whyyyy diiid yoouu waaakeee meee uuuuuup?  Huuuh? Whyyyy doooo I feeeel weeet? *Looks down upon himself, and discovers he's soaking* .....Daaaang iiiit, muuuuust haaaaveeee beeeen sleeeep waaaalkiiiing aaaaand shoooowiing aaagaaain. Thoooseeee piiills yoouuu guuuuys prooooviiiide aaaareee triiippy strooong! Sooorryyy aboouut thiiiss meeesss, duuuuudeeee."

[Dragonstrike]

The moment you laid a hand on his shoulder, Gregory lets out a loud nasally *Snort*, and his eyes slowly fluttered open, blurry with sleep and from his medication. He leaned up from his sloach on his comfy chair, rubbed the sleep out of his eyes as best he could, before finally looking around and spotting the source of who disturbed his restful sleep. "Heeeey, maaan, whyyyy diiid yoouu waaakeee meee uuuuuup?  Huuuh? Whyyyy doooo I feeeel weeet? *Looks down upon himself, and discovers he's soaking* .....Daaaang iiiit, muuuuust haaaaveeee beeeen sleeeep waaaalkiiiing aaaaand shoooowiing aaagaaain. Thoooseeee piiills yoouuu guuuuys prooooviiiide aaaareee triiippy strooong! Sooorryyy aboouut thiiiss meeesss, duuuuudeeee."

'Wow...that was surprisingly...easy...'

Reiner's pretty quick to slip into question mode, though.

"Apology accepted, and a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Wasson.  I'm here on the behalf of the police department to ask you a few questions regarding the recent theft incident you reported.  So, for confirmation, you don't remember anything of what exactly happened?"

[Lord Windos]

"Uuuum, oooook. Aaaaah....nooo duuuude. Juuust thaaat I wasss baaattling sooomeee buuuuz kiiiliiing thiiieef frooom steeeaaaaliiing myyy heeeerbaal reeemeediieees , I smoookeeed a baaad joooint duuuriing theeeen, theeeen I blaaaaack oooouuut aaaaand waaakeeeeee uuup wiiith nooo moooneeey, nooone oooof myyyy meeeelooow shoooorm brooos, aaaand a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad heeeeache. Doooon't reeeemeeebeeer moooore thaaaan thaaaat, siiiiir. Soooorryyyy..."

[Dragonstrike]

"Uuuum, oooook. Aaaaah....nooo duuuude. Juuust thaaat I wasss baaattling sooomeee buuuuz kiiiliiing thiiieef frooom steeeaaaaliiing myyy heeeerbaal reeemeediieees , I smoookeeed a baaad joooint duuuriing theeeen, theeeen I blaaaaack oooouuut aaaaand waaakeeeeee uuup wiiith nooo moooneeey, nooone oooof myyyy meeeelooow shoooorm brooos, aaaand a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad heeeeache. Doooon't reeeemeeebeeer moooore thaaaan thaaaat, siiiiir. Soooorryyyy..."

"That's fine.  What exactly was stolen, though?  Your money and pokemon, yes.  Anything else?"

[Lord Windos]

"That's fine.  What exactly was stolen, though?  Your money and pokemon, yes.  Anything else?"

"Eeeeer...I loooost myyy Extra Rare Candy, ooooneee oooof myyyy Herbal Remedies, aaand thaaat's aaall I reemeeembeeeeer. Theee oootheeer daaaay, thooouuugh, I thiiiiink soooome caaaats stoooleee a Balm Mushroom ooof miiiiine, buuuuut I waaaas reeeeeeaaaaaaalyyyyyyy hiiiigh aaaat theeee tiiiiime, soooo I coooouuuuld haaaaave juuuuust looooost iiiiit. Maaaan, thaaaaat suuuucheeeed...."

[Dragonstrike]

"Eeeeer...I loooost myyy Extra Rare Candy, ooooneee oooof myyyy Herbal Remedies, aaand thaaat's aaall I reemeeembeeeeer. Theee oootheeer daaaay, thooouuugh, I thiiiiink soooome caaaats stoooleee a Balm Mushroom ooof miiiiine, buuuuut I waaaas reeeeeeaaaaaaalyyyyyyy hiiiigh aaaat theeee tiiiiime, soooo I coooouuuuld haaaaave juuuuust looooost iiiiit. Maaaan, thaaaaat suuuucheeeed...."

"A Balm Mushroom and an Extra Rare Candy?  Hmmm..."

Reiner appears to think for a moment...

"Sir, I think I have an idea as to why you were robbed so thoroughly.  Whoever robbed you likely took the Balm Mushroom beforehand, and decided it would be profitable to try and get more out of you.  They're probably interested in obtaining more of those rare and valuable items.  Where did you happen to obtain those items?  If we can pinpoint that, we might be able to catch the culprit red-handed, either by catching them at those locations or by obtaining more of those items and setting them as bait."

[Lord Windos]

"A Balm Mushroom and an Extra Rare Candy?  Hmmm..."

Reiner appears to think for a moment...

"Sir, I think I have an idea as to why you were robbed so thoroughly.  Whoever robbed you likely took the Balm Mushroom beforehand, and decided it would be profitable to try and get more out of you.  They're probably interested in obtaining more of those rare and valuable items.  Where did you happen to obtain those items?  If we can pinpoint that, we might be able to catch the culprit red-handed, either by catching them at those locations or by obtaining more of those items and setting them as bait."

"Oooooooh, sooooo thaaaat's whyyyy I waaaas roooobeeed. Buuuummeeeer, maaaaan. Weeeell, I hoooonestly doooon't reeeemeeeber weeeereee I goooot thaaaat Extra Rare Candy, only thaaaaat I gooot a REEEEAAAALLYYY good buuuzz, aaaand fooound it in my pooockeeet aaaafteeeer I caaaame baaaack toooo Eeeeaaaarth. Wiiieerd, I knoooow, siiiir, buuuut thaaat's hoooow foooound it. My Balm Mushrooms, thooooouuuuugh, I grooooow thooooseeee myyyyseeelf aaaat myyyy haaaang ooouuut iiiiin theeee Saaaafaaaari Zooooone. Breloom aaaand Shiintonic heeeelpeeed teeeeach meeee hoooow aaaaand theeee riiiight plaaaaceeeee toooo cuuuultivaaate theeeem, aaaand hoooow toooo uuuseee theeeeem toooo maaaake myyyyy Herbal Remedies, siiir. Uuusuually keeeep theeem tooo myseeelf, siiiince theeeey aaaareee tooootallyyyy groovy maaaan, buuuut I broooought ooooneee wiiith meee oooon my vaaa-caaayyy tooo Celadon. Toootaaaal buuuuzz kiiiill wheeeen thaaaat thiiieef took iiiit, thoooough, buuuut I haaaave moooreee aaaand caaaan groooow mooore tooo, soooo I gueeess iiiiits noooot toootally a buuuummeeeer."