[Game] Lord Windos' PokeRole Adventure: Celadon City Vandel

[Dragonstrike]

"Nah, it was wortly. And look the bright side Reiner: We have a valuable ally in our side especialize in stealth and is a Cursed Arm User, and control a powerfull Ultra Beast. And you have some awesome information for you. I think this day is a victorious for both of us. And dont worry, if I heard anything from this "darkness" I will tell ya. But why you so interest? I dont even now if that voice of darkness was real or it was just my imagination. Is there something you know about it you dont telling me?"

Then Arial notices the serial face of Mew and Reiner.

"Whats wrong you two? You two look you see a Ghost or something?"

"WAS a Cursed Arm user, and nobody's really 'controlling' that UB right now since it's comatose.  And that information is far from awesome, though forewarned is definitely forearmed..."

(I think we'll let Mew handle that last question herself, though...)

[Dragonstrike]

(Its something like make someone a tank in a RPG talking. Intriguing. You have RPG in your universe right Reiner?)

'Of course we have RPGs.  All the kids around these big cities are playing pokemon Red and Blue these days...and I probably wouldn't describe R.C. as turning the wielder into a 'tank'.  It's much more...devious and risky than that.'

[Note: Remember, kids playing pokemon games in pokemon games is a fairly long running joke.  Been around since gen 1, still around in gen 7.  Though I imagine the in-universe Red/Blue differ vastly from our universe's versions...]

[Lord Windos]

"WAS a Cursed Arm user, and nobody's really 'controlling' that UB right now since it's comatose.  And that information is far from awesome, though forewarned is definitely forearmed..."

(I think we'll let Mew handle that last question herself, though...)

".....*Sighs* Tonight just beginning to REALLY wear on me, that is all. Now,  since Mew and I are done making sure that.....Riza is 'pacified' and not going to tear open our throats while we're all sleeping, we'll leave her under your care to make sure she STAYS that way for the night. Let me impress upon you that she's your responsibility , and if you screw the Poochyena with her.....well, your going to be screwed as well! Understand me, Arial? Unless Mew has anything else to say or do with Riza [Like releasing her from being Wrapped, at the very least? Unless you want Yang to stay like that, of course!], I believe we'll head out and finish whatever the else business we have to sort out before we finally call it a night...."

[Dragonstrike]

".....*Sighs* Tonight just beginning to REALLY wear on me, that is all. Now,  since Mew and I are done making sure that.....Riza is 'pacified' and not going to tear open our throats while we're all sleeping, we'll leave her under your care to make sure she STAYS that way for the night. Let me impress upon you that she's your responsibility , and if you screw the Poochyena with her.....well, your going to be screwed as well! Understand me, Arial? Unless Mew has anything else to say or do with Riza [Like releasing her from being Wrapped, at the very least? Unless you want Yang to stay like that, of course!], I believe we'll head out and finish whatever the else business we have to sort out before we finally call it a night...."

'Yeah, go ahead and have Yang release her.  We'll hold on to her pokemon for now.  Assuming nothing goes missing from anyone's belongings and nobody's dead in the morning, we should be able to give them back to her then.  No sooner, though, in all likelihood.'

'Besides, this is probably as good a time as any to give Yang a good polishing, and he can have some of those Dragon Rations in the morning as well.  Gotta make good on my promises to him.  Though, uh...sorry buddy, but that's probably just more incentive for you to find a way to swap us back ASAP...I'd be more than happy to do it myself if I'm not you.'

'...anyways...back to Mina.  So...considering we have to talk to Mr. Mime about Archie's friends before we leave, and Mina is unconscious until tomorrow morning unless somebody wakes her up early, and her input on Archie's friends might be important...well, we might just have to bite the bullet and wake her up early...'

[Spiritmon]

Arial nod his head again. "No problem Reiner. Since I already sleep in the warehouse and I recover with that tea, I have more then enough energy to stay awake for that night." Then Arial nod his head in the direction of Riza. "I think we leave this night to know each other Riza!" Then Arial look to Reiner again. "Dont need to be worry Reiner. I be a night guard tonight. Nothing and no one will trepass my vigilant and vision. Unless I dead, but that wont happen soon. You can sleep in peace with no problem."

[Spiritmon]

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(Its something like make someone a tank in a RPG talking. Intriguing. You have RPG in your universe right Reiner?)

'Of course we have RPGs.  All the kids around these big cities are playing pokemon Red and Blue these days...and I probably wouldn't describe R.C. as turning the wielder into a 'tank'.  It's much more...devious and risky than that.'

[Note: Remember, kids playing pokemon games in pokemon games is a fairly long running joke.  Been around since gen 1, still around in gen 7.  Though I imagine the in-universe Red/Blue differ vastly from our universe's versions...]

(Wait the day when Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon come Reiner...)

[Dragonstrike]

Spoiler

(Its something like make someone a tank in a RPG talking. Intriguing. You have RPG in your universe right Reiner?)

'Of course we have RPGs.  All the kids around these big cities are playing pokemon Red and Blue these days...and I probably wouldn't describe R.C. as turning the wielder into a 'tank'.  It's much more...devious and risky than that.'

[Note: Remember, kids playing pokemon games in pokemon games is a fairly long running joke.  Been around since gen 1, still around in gen 7.  Though I imagine the in-universe Red/Blue differ vastly from our universe's versions...]

(Wait the day when Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon come Reiner...)

'Uuuummm...okay, I guess?'

[I think that's enough foreshadowing of the future/past/other dimensions for now, Spirit.  Besides, I don't think we want Necrozma taking an interest in him or Arial due to their ties with Dragons/Psychic types/Insanity...Reiner's already got enough of two of those on his plate with Giratina as it is...]

[Spiritmon]

Spoiler

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(Its something like make someone a tank in a RPG talking. Intriguing. You have RPG in your universe right Reiner?)

'Of course we have RPGs.  All the kids around these big cities are playing pokemon Red and Blue these days...and I probably wouldn't describe R.C. as turning the wielder into a 'tank'.  It's much more...devious and risky than that.'

[Note: Remember, kids playing pokemon games in pokemon games is a fairly long running joke.  Been around since gen 1, still around in gen 7.  Though I imagine the in-universe Red/Blue differ vastly from our universe's versions...]

(Wait the day when Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon come Reiner...)

'Uuuummm...okay, I guess?'

[I think that's enough foreshadowing of the future/past/other dimensions for now, Spirit.  Besides, I don't think we want Necrozma taking an interest in him or Arial due to their ties with Dragons/Psychic types/Insanity...Reiner's already got enough of two of those on his plate with Giratina as it is...]

[Sorry ^^ I kinda like to mess a little with other universes a bit haha. Its not only Mew who have a mischieve side sometimes. But dont worry, I will not interfere without a reason (and tell spoilers)]

[Lord Windos]

'Yeah, go ahead and have Yang release her.  We'll hold on to her pokemon for now.  Assuming nothing goes missing from anyone's belongings and nobody's dead in the morning, we should be able to give them back to her then.  No sooner, though, in all likelihood.'

'Besides, this is probably as good a time as any to give Yang a good polishing, and he can have some of those Dragon Rations in the morning as well.  Gotta make good on my promises to him.  Though, uh...sorry buddy, but that's probably just more incentive for you to find a way to swap us back ASAP...I'd be more than happy to do it myself if I'm not you.'

'...anyways...back to Mina.  So...considering we have to talk to Mr. Mime about Archie's friends before we leave, and Mina is unconscious until tomorrow morning unless somebody wakes her up early, and her input on Archie's friends might be important...well, we might just have to bite the bullet and wake her up early...'

Shaking 'his' head fiercely and resisting the urge to sigh at yet another reason to speed up reversing this blasted Terrify Thursday , before waving/calling at Yang to release the former serial killer. In a matter of seconds after the order was issue the regal serpent rapidly disentangled themselves and returned to their side, as he was more than happy to finally remove himself from what the dragon considered downright unpleasant and horrid pest. Such a wretched thing was far from worthy to even touch them in normal circumstance, much less when you consider she tried to indirectly kill him with that (former) pet elderitch abomination of hers!

As for Riza herself, who had decided to try and remain unnoticeable after Petrel's myriad pointed bards, let out an rather undiginified and surprised chitter as she was twirled around like a top from Yang's rapid release...before she slumped over onto the floor. Being all Binded up for hours on end had partially cut off circulation to her limbs and numbed them to the point of senselessness, so she not moving around her own power anytime soon.

{Arms......Legs......No....Feel. Dizzy....Numb. Help.....}

'.....Partner, before we do get into anything else that's tries both our patience and edges me closer to causing mischief when I REALLY shouldn't, can we try to undo this bodyswap SNAFU ? Personally, if Mina going to be snoozing until at least tomorrow morning and  the dead rich bastard's friends are not liable to be snooping around his doorstep anytime soon, let's focus on the immediate problem of being so initimately aquanted with each other. I'd rather not learn what its like peeing while standing up, if its all the same to you Reiner,' 'Reiner' pinged, completely ignoring the insectoid's woman's pitfull struggles happening in the background. Its not like 'he' was obligated to give half a damn about the 'person' that nearly got them killed in several creative and brutal ways! 'Got an couple of ideas that might work.....but I'd prefer we get some privacy first before we test them out. Last thing we need is cause a scene and give up the jig after keeping appearances this long, or if things go wrong....which will likely happen with luck as of late. ......Fuck you Windos.'

(Hey, I wasn't responsible for your male status! Just because I keep the wheels greased and turning doesn't mean I'm wholely complicite in every bad thing that comes your way! If you want to blame someone for this, blame THEM, not ME!)

'.....Like I said, fuck you Windos'

(Graaaaagh.....Reiner, Dragonstrike, can you help them calm down? I'm not the enemy here, and I WANT to help you two with this, but that's going to be hard if they are doubting and fighting me every step of the way....)

[Dragonstrike]

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Shaking 'his' head fiercely and resisting the urge to sigh at yet another reason to speed up reversing this blasted Terrify Thursday , before waving/calling at Yang to release the former serial killer. In a matter of seconds after the order was issue the regal serpent rapidly disentangled themselves and returned to their side, as he was more than happy to finally remove himself from what the dragon considered downright unpleasant and horrid pest. Such a wretched thing was far from worthy to even touch them in normal circumstance, much less when you consider she tried to indirectly kill him with that (former) pet elderitch abomination of hers!

As for Riza herself, who had decided to try and remain unnoticeable after Petrel's myriad pointed bards, let out an rather undiginified and surprised chitter as she was twirled around like a top from Yang's rapid release...before she slumped over onto the floor. Being all Binded up for hours on end had partially cut off circulation to her limbs and numbed them to the point of senselessness, so she not moving around her own power anytime soon.

{Arms......Legs......No....Feel. Dizzy....Numb. Help.....}

'.....Partner, before we do get into anything else that's tries both our patience and edges me closer to causing mischief when I REALLY shouldn't, can we try to undo this bodyswap SNAFU ? Personally, if Mina going to be snoozing until at least tomorrow morning and  the dead rich bastard's friends are not liable to be snooping around his doorstep anytime soon, let's focus on the immediate problem of being so initimately aquanted with each other. I'd rather not learn what its like peeing while standing up, if its all the same to you Reiner,' 'Reiner' pinged, completely ignoring the insectoid's woman's pitfull struggles happening in the background. Its not like 'he' was obligated to give half a damn about the 'person' that nearly got them killed in several creative and brutal ways! 'Got an couple of ideas that might work.....but I'd prefer we get some privacy first before we test them out. Last thing we need is cause a scene and give up the jig after keeping appearances this long, or if things go wrong....which will likely happen with luck as of late. ......Fuck you Windos.'

(Hey, I wasn't responsible for your male status! Just because I keep the wheels greased and turning doesn't mean I'm wholely complicite in every bad thing that comes your way! If you want to blame someone for this, blame THEM, not ME!)

'.....Like I said, fuck you Windos'

(Graaaaagh.....Reiner, Dragonstrike, can you help them calm down? I'm not the enemy here, and I WANT to help you two with this, but that's going to be hard if they are doubting and fighting me every step of the way....)

'Uh...yeah, let's refocus here, Mew.  I don't think ANY of us are comfortable with this situation.'

(Yeah, do you KNOW how annoying it trying to narrate in different colors CONSTANTLY?  Seriously, let's just get this fixed.  We can worry about the 'whys' later.)

'Um...what do you mean, narrating in different colors?'

(...)

(...uh...just ask Mew about that later.  Don't worry about that right now.  Focus!  The sooner you guys are back to normal, the easier a time everyone is going to have, right?  Anyways...ya know, it's a shame Mina's Luxelong doesn't know Lucky Chant to my knowledge.  That would be a VERY helpful move to have right about now...though not a single pokemon exists that can actually breed that move onto the luck dragon, ironically enough...)

'Great...that's REAL helpful information, you know...'

(I'm sure you'll do fine regardless.  Windos actually wants to help ya out, so let's focus on solving the issue in what ways we can.  Mew, I'm eager to hear what ideas you have...when you're both in a more private room, of course.  Well, as private as it will get, anyways...)

'REALLY not helping, Dargonstrike.'

(Well, you were thinking that already, weren't you?)

*glares*

(Oh my...I think my Mew figurine is actually starting to look a little upset now...um...ignore that...and I'll stop talking now.  Carry on!~)