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11-04-2016, 05:15 PM
(11-04-2016, 04:27 PM)EeveeBailey Wrote: *Taps mic* Ahem... is this thing on?

*Clears throat nervously* Why don't you want a Pokemon in the bathroom with you?  *Pauses for dramatic flair*  Because it might... Pikachu! Big Grin

*Waits for the laughter but only hears Kricketots... dodges a thrown Tamato Berry and uses Run Away to get off the stage.*

Not bad kid. That was joke was a....shock. Just upgrade the jokes and you go there. Try another one. It would be....a ThunderWave of hilarious. Dont be need to be a good joke. Can be a bad pun XD
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11-04-2016, 09:19 PM (This post was last modified: 11-04-2016, 09:19 PM by PhantomUnderYourDesk. Edit Reason: *totally not bored and should be sleeping quietly by now* )
*glares at the rest of the audience* OKAY, who threw that thing at dear @EeveeBailey?!
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11-05-2016, 01:54 PM
I use my pokemon and bring Fritiki. I find the one who throw the tomato. My Fritiki use Flametrower and burn the guy.

BURN BABY BURN!
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11-05-2016, 08:06 PM (This post was last modified: 11-05-2016, 08:08 PM by Lord Windos.)
(11-04-2016, 04:27 PM)EeveeBailey Wrote: *Taps mic* Ahem... is this thing on?

*Clears throat nervously* Why don't you want a Pokemon in the bathroom with you?  *Pauses for dramatic flair*  Because it might... Pikachu! Big Grin

*Waits for the laughter but only hears Kricketots... dodges a thrown Tamato Berry and uses Run Away to get off the stage.*

*Uproar ensures, as fans of the hero EeveeBaily begin to fight with the hecklers of their performance* Oh my, is that blood? *Yes, it is* Okey doki!
@PhantomUnderYourDesk Oh, I almost forgot! *Mugs Phantom for their cookies and coke, and runs away to think of their next comedy routine*
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11-05-2016, 11:39 PM
(11-05-2016, 08:06 PM)Lord Windos Wrote: (...)
Oh, I almost forgot! *Mugs Phantom for their cookies and coke, and runs away to think of their next comedy routine*

............. is there any place you'd ever leave me alone?
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11-06-2016, 12:50 AM
(11-05-2016, 11:39 PM)PhantomUnderYourDesk Wrote:
(11-05-2016, 08:06 PM)Lord Windos Wrote: (...)
Oh, I almost forgot! *Mugs Phantom for their cookies and coke, and runs away to think of their next comedy routine*

............. is there any place you'd ever leave me alone?

Now that is a funny though! Here, let me demonstrate it for you:

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11-06-2016, 07:04 AM (This post was last modified: 11-06-2016, 07:05 AM by PhantomUnderYourDesk.)
@Lord Windos
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11-06-2016, 07:37 AM
You mean (Co)Cancer Phantom. And a Ray(quaza) of sun(flora) light (patum tiss). This joke give "Frustration" to the audience.
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#19
11-06-2016, 10:52 AM
What do you call a Toxic Queen on earth? A (Xeno)Queen Big Grin
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11-06-2016, 11:09 AM
(11-06-2016, 10:52 AM)TheGengarKing Wrote: What do you call a Toxic Queen on earth? A (Xeno)Queen Big Grin

My God XD Good one. How do you call a lunatic bat? A Luna(la)tic Tongue
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